Tag Archives: japan

How to Offend People in Japan

I don’t necessarily mean offend the Japanese, which I’m sure I did – but in general I think I could have caused a few international incidents my last few trips to the Asia Pacific region of the globe. Here is what I learned so far: 1. These people are not ninjas. Though in Japan I [...]

The Most Evil Toilet

While in Japan I had my first ever experience with what I’ve come to call the “Robo-Loo”. Much like everything else there, it was very much shorter than the standard toilets I’m used to but it was beige, felt plastic (not porcelain), and had a control panel on the side with symbols – not the [...]

The Japanese Hate My Feet

I made a few surprising discoveries while I was in Tokyo. First, they’re racist and not shy about it. Second, they hate my feet. I know it seems funny for a W.A.S.P. to be talking racism, but it’s the truth. There are many places over there that are (and I quote) “Japanese Only”. Sure, they [...]

Tokyo Loli’s and Pedobear T’Shirt

For those of you not familiar with 4chan – good, keep it that way. For those of you who are and find the Pedobear Meme to be hysterical, I made sure that we were all getting pictures of the loli or sudo loli – and then discovered (and bought for my good friend t00r) the [...]