While in Japan I had my first ever experience with what I’ve come to call the “Robo-Loo”. Much like everything else there, it was very much shorter than the standard toilets I’m used to but it was beige, felt plastic (not porcelain), and had a control panel on the side with symbols – not the [...]
I’ve heard vibes called all sorts of names – battery operated boyfriends, personal massagers, bullets, eggs, dial a dick, etc.. but this guy on a tangent takes the cake. He describes them as: “plastic-coated, triple action, super deluxe, 5-speed, water-resistant thunder-cock that rotates” …it was the “Thunder-cock” that cracked me up. In my head I [...]
I don’t know who Glenn Beck is. I did however stumble on his Encyclopedia Dramatica entry – and while being terribly offensive had tears flowing because I was laughing so hard. The internet is a cold dark place but if you don’t take it too seriously, you get some major laughs. http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Professor_Glenn_Beck Enjoy. (or not)
I found a post over at ubersite.com called “Why Guys are Quiet in Bed”. It’s well worth the read, so I’m going to post it here. The best line: “Its out of my control, its in God’s hands now” There is some rather strong language in here – but considering some of the stuff I’ve [...]
A story I found here: http://people.redhat.com/blizzard/monkeys.txt I like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought thatodd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not tolook a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys. I took my 200 monkeys home. I have [...]
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