You guys remember on Thursday I posted (on Instagram) that it was Voodoo Thursday? That was apparently prophetic. I didn’t even get to eat one doughnut. I felt off that morning but thought it was just because I’ve been sleeping poorly.
By 10:00am I had to go home from work (I never go home from work) and several extreme bio-chemical reactions happen in my body that expel whatever contents I had in it in the quickest most appropriate fashion.
I then fell into a deep sleep for about 13 hours.
Woke up, did it all over again… back into a deep sleep.
Woke up sent an email to my boss saying I wouldn’t be in on Friday.. and another deep sleep for 5 hours.
I made the mistake of trying to eat something.
Then another 5 hour nap.
I finally got some toast to stay down last night.. but to be safe.. another 5 hour nap.
I managed to stay up a while last night after the fever broke but never felt right to try and eat again though water was sitting funny it was staying down.
I hit another deep sleep until about noon today.
…so since Wednesday night at 7:00pm PST I’ve had one piece of toast and about 3 glasses of water… and more sleep than I usually get in a month.
I don’t ever remember being so sick that I would be drenched in sweat one second then start freezing my ass off and shivering like I was outside in the wintertime naked the next second. My joints hurt,weird muscle groups hurt, and most of my body was so tender to the touch even when I tried to stay awake it was just painful.
Feeling better today, the monitor isn’t making me nauseous and I can poke myself without wincing, and I might even have an appetite. The headache isn’t gone but I’m thinking that might be a little dehydration so I’m going to start getting some fluids in my system today.
…and if I don’t wash my sheets I may gag just thinking about all the germs I’ve been rolling around in… so before I go suck on a Gatorade it’s time to start disinfecting this apartment.
TL;DR: I was super fucking sick and my apartment full of germs is creeping me out… also, I basically haven’t eaten since Wednesday.